“A fully-charged cell phone”
It’s pretty easy to seal the deal when it comes to hookups: find a woman who’s sexually attracted to you, proposition her, and bring her home and BOOM! It’s done. However, hookups are just as prone to catastrophes as any other type of dating. In order to make sure that you end the night sexually sated instead of sporting a very sad boner, you need to make sure that you do everything you can to ensure that it’s smooth sailing. The easiest way to do this is to make sure you have certain things on hand so that if you need them, they’re there.
Condom
“Condoms are a must for your hook up”
This should basically go without saying, but some dudes still insist on going bareback even when they’re nailing a woman that’s the equivalent of a perfect stranger. In case you need a reminder as to WHY it’s a very good idea to protect your dick, keep in mind that if she’s been hooking up for a while now, she’s been exposed to tons of other guys. This exposure means that she could be the breeding ground for one or more nasty VDs, and unless you’re looking to pay a visit to the doctor to ask about that rash on your junk, you’re going to want to rubber up before you go to town. And not only do you need to worry about catching something nasty that inflames your nether regions, but there’s always the chance that she’s not on birth control. And if you decide to go at it without a condom, there’s also the chance that in 9 months you might be getting the notice that you’re now required to pay child support. So if you’re looking to keep enjoying life the way you have been, always keep condoms handy.
Lube
We guys like to think that anytime we’re in bed with a woman that she’s automatically wet and ready to go. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. In fact, some women need some assistance in that area, which is why it’s not a bad idea to carry some lube with you (or at least have it on hand at home in an easy to reach location). That way you won’t have to go down on her for hours in hopes that she’ll moisten up and can instead just apply the lube and go to town. If you want to impress her and make things a little more fun, spend a few extra dollars and invest in some flavoured lube or the kind that makes your naughty bits tingle. She’ll appreciate it and it’ll be way more fun for you both.
An Escape Plan
Not every hookup is going to result in that weird morning after thing where you wish you knew what to say or do, but sometimes it will. And when that happens, there is absolutely nothing more excruciating than having no way to politely leave her company. If you want to avoid that kind of situation, you need to have an escape plan in place so that you can get up in the morning and leave without feeling like the world’s biggest asshole. Good escape plan ideas include: excuses about being called into work, family or friend emergency or prior obligations. Just don’t get too crazy with the excuses, because she’ll be able to tell that you’re a lying asshole.
