Picture this: after all that time you spent browsing online hookup sites, you’ve finally scored a chance with a really hot chick. You’re excited and you’ve probably been looking forward to meeting up with her ever since her last message came through. You end up taking her back to your place, because it’s the most convenient spot to go and hook up. After some drinks and a bit of conversation, you realize you need to come up with a way to move things along. You don’t want to just blurt out “do you want to bang?” unless you want her to lose interest. Of course, that’s not what you actually hope happens at all. What can you do, though? A movie seems like a great idea! You’ll be able to settle down next to her and get in nice and close. Everything else should happen pretty naturally after that. What film are you going to fire up, though? You need to be careful with your selection. If you put on the wrong film, you’re only going to have a bad time. She won’t be able to get into the mood, and neither will you. When picking out which DVD to use, avoid any film in the following categories.

Horror Movies Will End Up Killing the Mood

Do you really want to be in the middle of going down on her when you hear a bunch of squishing and screaming coming from the TV? That’s what could happen if you put on a horror movie. That’s one genre you should skip just about every time. The movies are violent and usually gory, which isn’t sexy. All the yelling and screaming will make it hard for her to get into the mood, too. Just don’t try to do this. It’s a mood-killer no matter how much you both love scary stories.

Action Films Are Way Too Distracting

Can you actually keep up your rhythm during sex when the room is filled with the sound of loud explosions? Action movies are way too chaotic for the bedroom. It’ll be a struggle to pay attention to the sex. Even though you don’t want to watch the movie, its noise will keep drawing you in. That’s no good. You’d be better off sticking to something with a story that doesn’t involve ninja terrorists or a takeover of mass transit by poisonous snakes.

Documentaries Make For an Unsexy Soundtrack

At first, putting on a documentary might seem like a good idea. It’ll be quiet and mostly talking. The content will be easy to ignore. Sounds great, right? Wrong. Think about how sterile documentary narration usually is. Now imagine hearing all of that while you’re trying to give her an orgasm. It’s not sexy, and it’s downright distracting. Both of you are going to want to turn it off not long after you start. At that point, what’s the use in even putting on a film? Stick to something that will actually fit the mood. Leave the documentaries for another time and place.