Let’s face it, some roleplay scenarios are just not good ideas. We know you might think it’s sexy in the heat of the moment, but when everything is done, you’re consumed by a feeling of disbelief. You just pretended to be WHAT? That feeling of awkwardness is awful, and if you’re hooking up, you don’t want your partner to question your choice of scenario either. It’s not fun if you’re constantly second guessing your choice of roleplay scenario, though. We’re here to tell you that there are some scenarios that are just awful and shouldn’t be used during casual hookups, if at all. Your hookups will definitely suffer if you go through with these, so we recommend staying as far away from them as possible. These are some of the worst roleplay scenarios, and ones you should definitely stay away from if you can:

The Parent/Child or Babysitter Scenario

This one should seem like a bad idea for what we hope are obvious reasons. This treads some very uncomfortable territory and it’s not really something you should be getting involved in. sure, she might seem like she’s down for it, but that doesn’t mean it’s really a good idea. There are just too many questionable things that can arise from this sort of play. It’s fine if you’re in a relationship with someone and want to do something like this, but if it’s a random woman you met online we really don’t recommend doing this. It’s not the best type of thing to do, especially if you’re not exactly what her age is. Plus, it’s a bit awkward to try and pull off with all the logistics and specifics of the scene. Save this one for something else besides a casual hookup.

Your Extremely Detailed Lifelong Fantasy

“Don’t go for something that is overly complicated”

If you have an extremely detailed fantasy, it’s really not the best thing to ask a hookup partner to do. You’ll spend more time explaining the fantasy to her than actually doing it. It might seem like a good time to fulfill that lifelong fantasy, but the truth is that these things down really work for casual hookups. It’s not going to be as good as you wanted it to be, and then you’ll just be disappointed. This is not something you should put up with when you’re trying to have a great time, so keep it simple.

Pretending to Be the Big Bad Wolf

Anything fairytale related probably isn’t going to work out very well, and anything to do with animals is also a bad idea. These things just tread a territory that probably isn’t a good idea for casual hookups. You never really know what she’s going to do, and it’s probably not always going to be pleasant. Plus, this is just a bit too juvenile and not sexy enough for a hookup. You can certainly try it if you want to, but we’ve done this before and we definitely don’t recommend it at all.