“Oh no, she’s ill”
When you’re getting ready for a hookup, you’re not thinking about everything that could go wrong. You’re thinking with your dick, which means you’re only focused on what’s going to feel good. If you’re lucky, everything will go as planned and you’ll spend the night with a very sexy woman who’s just as horny as you. If you’re unlucky, however, you might end up facing one of many common disasters that can occur during hookups, which will probably end with you being alone with a sad erection. If you want your hookup to go off without a hitch, you need to know how to avoid any kind of mess that’s likely to happen.
She’s Drunk
It’s not uncommon for most hookups to start at a bar or pub and then move to your place or hers for the grand finale. Unfortunately, whenever alcohol is present there’s always going to be a risk of over-indulging, particularly if one of you is feeling a little nervous. Subsequently, your date might drink a little more than she should and if she gets too drunk things are going to get all kinds of interesting (and not necessarily in a good way). If she’s a little buzzed it shouldn’t be an issue, but if she’s slurring her words drunk it’s a pretty safe bet that things are going to head south. Being that drunk means that A) she probably won’t be much fun in bed and B) there’s a very good chance she’s going to get sick at some point, and nothing is going to kill your boner faster than being puked on. If you want to avoid this kind of scenario, arrange it so your pre-hookup date takes place somewhere where alcohol isn’t accessible.
She’s Emotional
“My ex-boyfriend was very bad”
So she just got out of a bad relationship and she’s upset. Doesn’t matter, right? You’re only into her for sex so how she feels about her ex won’t influence you. Wrong! A woman coming fresh out of a bad breakup is going to be emotionally unstable, and if she’s going on the rebound by hopping into bed with you it’s going to turn ugly, guaranteed. She’ll either transfer her leftover feelings for her ex onto you, which means you’re becoming her next “boyfriend” even though all you wanted was to get laid, or she’ll become an emotional wreck. If it’s the latter, you’ll be dealing with a lot of tears and some poor self-esteem, which means you’ll be spending the night consoling her instead of having great sex. The easiest way to avoid this kind of situation is to ask ahead of time what her relationship status is like. If she mentions having recently gone through a breakup, you’ll know that there’s some risk involved with her. A better idea would be to pass her over and find a woman who’s not caught up on her ex.
Performance Issues
It happens to every guy (it really does), so there’s nothing wrong with you if ShowTime rolls around and your dick is having stage fright. There’s no cause for panic; just try to relax and indulge in a little more foreplay. If you take it slow you should be back to normal in a bit. However, if you’ve been drinking heavily, you might be on the verge of striking out.
