Scoring hookups through the Internet can be a hell of a lot of fun, but it’s also a lot of work, too. The work might not be hard, but there is a lot of it! You’ve got a ton of things to keep track of on every site you use. That means you have to spend a lot of time on those sites, too. It’s not all bad. After all, the time you have to commit is spent looking at pictures of gorgeous women and imagining having a fling with them. That’s why you usually want to get as much out of every chance that comes your way. You don’t want to be left wondering whether or not you could have had a better time. Sometimes, though, you don’t always want to actually have the dates you commit to. It’s true: even after that huge investment of time and labor, sometimes, you just don’t want to go through with it. There’s nothing wrong with getting cold feet or changing your mind. You just need to know what to do in that situation. How can you cancel a potential hookup when you’re already supposed to be on your way to meet her?
Call and Say Some Emergency Happened
“Try to sound rushed and panicked”
The “something came up” line is a classic for a reason: it works. What better way to get out of something than by claiming that an emergency has struck? If you’re pressed for details, it’s easy to make something up on the spot. For example, you could say that your dog was just hit by a car. It doesn’t even matter if you don’t own a dog. She won’t know that! You could also claim that a relative has died. That should end things quickly.
Claim That You’ve Become Violently Ill
“Tell her you’re sick”
The best way to do it is by making her feel awkward in the process. That way, she won’t think to question if you’re really sick. For this reason, it’s always a good idea to tell women that you have explosive diarrhea when you claim illness. It helps if you call her from the bathroom, too. She’ll be too embarrassed to say anything, especially if you add in some sound effects! You’ll be off the hook before you know it.
If All Else Fails, Just Don’t Show Up
Sure, it’s not a cool thing to do, but sometimes it’s the only option. If you don’t have time to tell her you can’t make it, just don’t worry about it. Leaving her waiting isn’t that big of a deal. After all, there are plenty of other women out there to hook up with. You didn’t want to go on the date anyway! Just ignore whatever messages she sends you, and you’ll be fine. This is a fine option if you don’t want to lie or make up excuses.
